A Little Kink in my Monday
Some people kick off their week with an extra cup of coffee and Monday morning meetings. I jump start mine with sex.
A sexuality sociology course, that is. With every passing week of the semester I become more knowledgeable about and fascinated with human sexuality than I could have ever imagined possible. Not to mention more desensitized. I made this little discovery by the look on several of my girlfriends’ faces as I tried to explain the activities of zoophiles over cocktails last week. Note to self: know your audience…I mean, this stuff could make Dane Cook blush.
Today, while the rest of the world was enjoying their coffee and battling their “case of the Mondays”, I sat enjoying my iced tea and some lesbian S&M porn. As shocking as this may sound…well it should, it is shocking. At the beginning of the course the Professor warned the class there may be some graphic materials. Trust me, there isn’t anything that prepares you for watching two women play out their sadomasochist fantasies on film in a room full of nineteen strangers - unless of course you’re into that sort of thing.
As my Professor pointed out the presence of black leather and heels, I couldn’t help but admire one of the women’s nail polish that was very similar to the OPI “Lincoln Park after Midnight” shade of deep purple that I happened to be wearing. “Good taste” I thought to myself then realizing that was probably about the only thing she and I had in common at that moment.
Twenty or so minutes later the ladies had done the deed and the lights came on, class was over. I stood up to walk out and before I realized my bag was unzipped, out falls a pair of black leather high heels at the feet of the guy in front of me. Now if that’s not irony, I don’t know what is.
